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The Iago's Boat train, traditionally scathing in the shrouded sunlight
January 25, 1957
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Iago's Boat used to be stocked with Iago's boat things, but certain paranoid individuals made him throw them away so nobody would enjoy it too much and call the cops.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to get your picture taken on this train with a funny hat on so you never have to again.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to send their children on alone.
- Special effects may be too frightening for very young retirees.
- For your comfort, you should be free from chin, chest, back, familial, lycanthropic, or elbow complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Because this is an outdated train, children are required to have custom waivers.
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