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The Iago's Boat attraction as seen from the top of Orange County
March 17, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Iago's Boat was once full of Iago's diverting machines, but the law made her sell them on eBay so nobody would have fun and make a federal case out of it.
- If traveling with head lice, remember to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to try something with a different aura.
- During selected "Magic Specials," Disneyland legends can't experience this attraction less than an hour preceeding it's being physically possible to do so.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Attraction may be too intense for children and some adults.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may melt.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
- Dewey had an old suite constructed behind a secret door in this attraction.
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