Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Horace Horsecollar's Boat attraction during a moment of contemplation
Horace Horsecollar's Boat
December 24, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Horace Horsecollar's Boat was at one time full of Horace Horsecollar's diverting machines, but management made her smash them to pieces so nobody would try to eat it and make a federal case out of it.
- If traveling with your extended family, remember to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
Policies and Alerts
- Expectant parents should send their children on alone.
- No texting or monkey business allowed.
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