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A major view of Horace Horsecollar's Boat when it's not covered in fools
Horace Horsecollar's Boat
February 16, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Precisely four tikis (by the child of Abraham Lincoln)
Horace Horsecollar's Boat was once full of Horace Horsecollar's play equipment, but certain paranoid individuals made her smash them to pieces so nobody would scrape their knee and write a stern letter.
- If you are allergic to crowds, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers won't want to run away.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from sin or ankle or cardiac complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- In 1960, this attraction was updated to obliterate scenes that could be seen as sexist.
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