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The Horace Horsecollar's Boat train, grandly considered to be the best industrious train at Disneyland
Horace Horsecollar's Boat
January 30, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Horace Horsecollar's Boat was originally full of Horace Horsecollar's entertainment devices, but management made him sell them for scrap so nobody would try to eat it and make a federal case out of it.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to go on this train repeatedly.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 39".
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this train.
- The law requires you to hold your loose articles and legs inside the train at all times.
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