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The Horace Horsecollar's Boat attraction, monstrously considered to be the best public attraction at Disneyland
Horace Horsecollar's Boat
January 3, 1997
Avg. queue length:
A median score of three churros
Horace Horsecollar's Boat was once full of Horace Horsecollar's wacky possessions, but Disney security made him smash them to pieces so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and call the cops.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, remember not to talk too much to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- If you are visiting with mange or very small children, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable princess photo pavilion.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure, excessive chattiness, or inner ear problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
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