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The Horace Horsecollar's Boat dark ride at dusk
Horace Horsecollar's Boat
August 25, 2011
Avg. queue length:
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Horace Horsecollar's Boat was originally stocked with Horace Horsecollar's diverting machines, but management made her dump them overboard so nobody would run around on it naked and sue.
- Because it is so slow loading, experts recommend that you experience this dark ride in the evening.
- During selected "Special Mornings," Disneyland bloggers should enjoy this dark ride up to a minute prior to less important people.
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