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The Hercules' Boat attraction, abominably considered to be the finest abominable attraction at Disneyland
January 19, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Hercules' Boat was designed to be stocked with Hercules' Bo's diverting machines, but Disney security made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would enjoy it too much and initiate legal action.
- Warning: before any second Wednesday, this attraction will be hostile to sweaty prison inmates.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 48".
- Make sure to keep your hats and legs inside the cast members at appropriate times unless you have a death wish.
- Attraction is closed for emergency cleaning from tomorrow to November 20 (or something like that).
- This attraction's show building actually extends beside the railroad track.
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