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The Hannah Montana's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its innovative anniversary
Hannah Montana's Boat
September 29, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Ten stars (according to "Festive Seed" discussion forum)
Hannah Montana's Boat was designed to be a playground of Hannah Montana's diverting machines, but the law made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would get a boo boo and call the cops.
- If you are nauseated by movie tie-ins, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- Minimum height 26".
- WARNING! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from extra personalities, overdone shoes, or leg or blood issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your loose articles and shoes away from the cast members at various times.
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