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Above: The Hannah Montana's Boat attraction as seen from the top of outer space
Hannah Montana's Boat
November 26, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Five teacups (from "The Snowball" Twitter stream)
Hannah Montana's Boat used to be full of Hannah Montana's entertainment devices, but the law made her sell them on eBay so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and write a stern letter.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, try to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Attraction may be too frightening for immature teenagers.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure, unexplained phobias, unstopable drooling, or romantic or chin issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction's massive queue.
- No photography or dawdling permitted.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, riders are required to have princess pants.
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