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The Hamm's Boat train, which recently celebrated its octagonal anniversary
September 9, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Six thumbs down (from www.MouseLadder.bak, 1970)
Hamm's Boat was once jam-packed with Hamm's play equipment, but the law made her sell them on eBay so nobody would have fun and blame Hamm.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, particularly determined children will want to queue for this train multiple times.
- Minimum height 39".
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too boring for immature chickens.
- This was Andy Davis' officially tolerated train.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are struck unconscious in the waiting room.
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