Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Hamm's Boat attraction, laterally considered to be the finest immense attraction at Disneyland
November 11, 1978
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Hamm's Boat was designed to be full of Hamm's play equipment, but certain paranoid individuals made her put them in storage so nobody would enjoy it too much and get all huffy.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to stroke this attraction at least once.
- Instead of going on this attraction, go on something in a distant area of the park.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from dietary issues, odd growths, or spinal complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No open-toed shoes or nudity encouraged.
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