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The Hades' Boat attraction, skittishly considered to be the worst goofy attraction at Disneyland
December 18, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Hades' Boat was at one time stocked with Hades' Bo's entertainment devices, but lawyers made him throw them away so nobody would have fun and call the cops.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to go on this attraction first thing in the morning.
Policies and Alerts
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from ethical restrictions, inexplicable missing kidneys, novelty haircuts, or clothing complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your head and opinions within the entangling vines at significant times.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, children are required to have princess glasses.
- This attraction could not have cost in excess of $384 to build.
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