Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Gyro Gearloose's Boat attraction, fabulously hanging in the fading sunlight
Gyro Gearloose's Boat
August 20, 1978
Avg. queue length:
49 minutes (or 46 minutes in metric)
Gyro Gearloose's Boat was designed to be stocked with Gyro Gearloose's boat things, but management made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would have too great a time and sue.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- You must be at least as big as a frontiersman to enter.
- Maximum IQ 56.
- Because this is a missing attraction, the uninsured are required to bring their own themed harnesses.
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