Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Gyro Gearloose's Boat attraction, invisibly crashing in the evening sunlight
Gyro Gearloose's Boat
November 25, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Gyro Gearloose's Boat used to be stocked with Gyro Gearloose's boat things, but Disney security made her sell them for scrap so nobody would enjoy it too much and write a stern letter.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- You must be at least as tall as allowable to participate.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure, goth clothing, or ankle, chest, lycanthropic, familial, stomach, or romantic complications, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Bumping may occur.
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