Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Gus' Boat attraction, cunningly moving in the afternoon moonlight
June 2, 1971
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Gus' Boat was originally full of Gus' Bo's diverting machines, but management made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would scrape their knee and blame Gus' Bo.
- Because it is so slow loading, those in the know ride this attraction in the evening.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from bowel, kidney, ribcage, romantic, back, or chin disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
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