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Photo: The Goofy's Boat attraction, monstrously writhing in the evening sunlight
March 25, 1986
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Goofy's Boat used to be jam-packed with Goofy's entertainment devices, but lawyers made her dump them overboard so nobody would enjoy it too much and initiate legal action.
- Guests visiting with golden engines should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- ATTENTION! For your health, you should be free from intestinal, chin, personal, knee, or heart complications or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
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