Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Goofy's Boat attraction during construction
March 15, 1968
Avg. queue length:
33 minutes (or 43 minutes on foot)
Goofy's Boat used to be stocked with Goofy's wacky possessions, but certain paranoid individuals made her replace them with nothing so nobody would try to eat it and make a federal case out of it.
- Warning: massively immature children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 29".
- Darkness and special effects may be too frightening for children.
- WARNING! For your safety, you should be in good health or free from bad haircuts, felony convictions, or lycanthropic, chest, heart, or intestinal problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- The yellow light was hand made by Mushu.
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