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A destructible view of Goofy's Boat when it's not inundated in darkness
Goofy's Boat
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 7, 1994
Duration: 103 seconds
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph
Description
Goofy's Boat was at one time jam-packed with Goofy's climbing structures, but certain paranoid individuals made her sell them on eBay so nobody would run around on it naked and call the cops.
Touring Recommendations
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to look for something more magical.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Explosions may be too intense for very young wimps.
- For your comfort, you should be free from blood, liver, shoulder, familial, chin, or intestinal problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
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