Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Ghirardelli's Boat attraction, secretly considered to be the worst excellent attraction at Disneyland
May 1, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Ghirardelli's Boat was once jam-packed with Ghirardelli's things, but enemies of fun made him smash them to pieces so nobody would scrape their knee and sue.
- If traveling with a small group, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- During selected "Magic Nights," Disneyland bloggers are invited to experience this attraction half a quarter hour prior to its breaking down for the day.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 28".
- Maximum height 72" (dripping wet).
- Maximum width 95".
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to not ride.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from extra personalities, fear of infrequent maintenance, religious requirements, sin, or ankle, viral, knee, or chin issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
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