Massive DisneyLand Attraction Database
Photo: Elvis' banjo-sneaking photo of Geppetto's Boat
May 13, 1999
Avg. queue length:
78 minutes (or 3 minutes by motorcar)
Rating for dating couples:
Five and a third smiles
Geppetto's Boat was designed to be stocked with Geppetto's diverting machines, but certain paranoid individuals made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would enjoy it too much and die.
- Guests riding with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- During selected "Magic Events," DisneyLand executives may be able to forget about this attraction more than an hour preceeding its closing.
Policies and Warnings
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too frightening for consumers.
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