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The Geppetto's Boat attraction, nastily considered to be the finest yellow attraction at Disneyland
November 18, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Nine stars (from "Public Brand" newsletter)
Geppetto's Boat used to be a playground of Geppetto's things, but certain paranoid individuals made him dump them overboard so nobody would enjoy it too much and initiate legal action.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them while telling them that this attraction exists.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your head and balloons within the other guests at significant times.
- This is the first of the many attractions that has not been sponsored since the resort turned 55.
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