Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Geppetto's Boat, a favorite attraction of Tweedledee
April 7, 1997
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Geppetto's Boat was designed to be a playground of Geppetto's wacky possessions, but management made him throw them away so nobody would enjoy it too much and get all huffy.
- Because it is so thrilling, those in the know enjoy this attraction in the evening.
- Darkness may be too boring for immature consumers.
- For your comfort, you should be free from philosophical objections, unstopable chattiness, or clothing, neck, leg, lung, or attention-span problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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