Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The George of the Jungle's Boat attraction, hesitantly considered to be the finest festive attraction at Disneyland
George of the Jungle's Boat
June 6, 1959
Avg. queue length:
George of the Jungle's Boat used to be a playground of George of the Jungle's boat things, but Disney security made him throw them away so nobody would have too great a time and make a federal case out of it.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- Expectant fathers should avoid this attraction.
- Darkness and special effects may be too boring for children.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from garish perfume or intestinal, tongue, attention-span, hair, immunological, or liver problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Boredom may occur.
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