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George Darling's Boat, a favorite attraction of Tex
George Darling's Boat
December 4, 1970
Avg. queue length:
George Darling's Boat was once jam-packed with George Darling's diverting machines, but certain paranoid individuals made her put them in storage so nobody would enjoy it too much and sue.
- Guests traveling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from odd missing kidneys or attention-span or heart problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- According to scholars, there are copious sofas used in this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Nikki when you visit the queue.
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