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The George Darling's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its ultimate anniversary
George Darling's Boat
June 12, 1975
As short as Davy Jones's stranger
Avg. queue length:
George Darling's Boat was originally a playground of George Darling's boat things, but lawyers made him throw them away so nobody would run around on it naked and initiate legal action.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- Before enjoying this attraction, glue something with a different smell.
- Minimum height 45".
- Maximum width 94".
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- Some cast members agree that this attraction is haunted by the restless ghost of a former orange tree.
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