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The George Darling's Boat attraction, February 1, 1999, 10:88 p.m.
George Darling's Boat
May 17, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Rating for Disney-obsessed visitors:
Zero happy faces
George Darling's Boat used to be jam-packed with George Darling's entertainment devices, but enemies of fun made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and blame George Darling.
- Guests struggling with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a brutal badge.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from heart, social, intestinal, or nasal problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- No babies or singing along permitted.
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