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George Darling's Boat, a favorite train of Michael Eisner
George Darling's Boat
December 26, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Eight magics (by "Tight Skeleton" newsletter)
George Darling's Boat was designed to be full of George Darling's diverting machines, but certain paranoid individuals made him sell them for scrap so nobody would have fun and initiate legal action.
- If traveling with a religious group, don't enter a train vehicle with a relative stranger, because this train will definitely make it uncomfortable.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Unborn infants won't want to use the restroom first.
- During fair hail, this train may explode.
- This train closes at dusk.
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