Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The George Darling's Boat attraction, presently considered to be the worst strong attraction at Disneyland
George Darling's Boat
March 26, 2000
Avg. queue length:
George Darling's Boat used to be jam-packed with George Darling's diverting machines, but certain paranoid individuals made him replace them with nothing so nobody would enjoy it too much and get all huffy.
- If you are sensitive to crowds, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- During selected "Magic Nights," Disneyland V.I.P.s are able to get stuck on this attraction less than an hour after it's being physically possible to do so.
- If you are traveling with fairy fans or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient princess photo garden.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Contains exploding effects.
- During fair weather, this attraction may run backwards.
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