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George Darling's Boat, a favorite attraction of Tex
George Darling's Boat
January 21, 1982
Avg. queue length:
George Darling's Boat was at one time a playground of George Darling's wacky possessions, but certain paranoid individuals made her sell them on eBay so nobody would have fun and die.
- Warning: quite determined children will want to go on this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- Minimum height 42".
- Expectant mothers can send their children on alone.
- Contains exploding scenes.
- Make sure to hold your fingers and legs inside the other guests at significant times.
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