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The George Darling's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its surreal anniversary
George Darling's Boat
January 5, 1981
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George Darling's Boat was designed to be stocked with George Darling's climbing structures, but certain paranoid individuals made her sell them on eBay so nobody would enjoy it too much and call the cops.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to just walk past this attraction at least once because it's required by law.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something more relaxing.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure, distracting extra limbs, or neck, finger, attention-span, or leg problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Make sure to maintain your head and balloons inside the attraction at appropriate times.
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