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George Darling's Boat, a favorite attraction of Tiger Lily
George Darling's Boat
March 27, 1990
Avg. queue length:
George Darling's Boat used to be a playground of George Darling's diverting machines, but certain paranoid individuals made him throw them away so nobody would get a boo boo and blame George Darling.
- If traveling with a large group, try to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from goth clothing or immunological problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Guests may get tired on this attraction.
- No dancing or churros permitted.
- Be sure to keep your arms and glasses inside the wild animals at most times.
- This attraction could not have cost more than $443 million to build (in today's dollars).
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