Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: The Genie's Boat attraction at dusk
September 23, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Zero and a third jollies
Genie's Boat was at one time jam-packed with Genie's entertainment devices, but lawyers made her replace them with nothing so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and call the cops.
- If traveling with immature adults , they'll whine extra loud if you ride this attraction and sing along.
Policies and Warnings
- ALERT! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from distracting tattoos, novelty haircuts, or lung, leg, immunological, lycanthropic, or liver disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No shoplifting or nudity permitted.
- Strollers must be stowed in an overhead compartment before entering this attraction.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, viewers are required to purchase pirate glasses.
- On its third day of operation, the Genie's Boat nearly was borded up.
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