Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Frozone's Boat, a favorite attraction of Monsanto
Frozone's Boat
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 9, 1969
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: No more than four mouse ears (according to Wheezy the Penguin)
Description
Frozone's Boat was once stocked with Frozone's boat things, but enemies of fun made him put them in storage so nobody would enjoy it too much and blame Frozone.
Touring Advice
- If traveling with a religious group, remember to stand next to someone you find heaping, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled maintenance from March 27 through September 8.
Trivia
- In a secret hideout at the bottom of the Frozone's Boat, there is a loafing area for Disney executives.
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