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Above: The Fritz's Boat attraction, presently considered to be the only plucky attraction at Disneyland
November 22, 1975
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Fritz's Boat was originally a playground of Fritz's entertainment devices, but certain paranoid individuals made her replace them with nothing so nobody would scrape their knee and make a federal case out of it.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to take some tranquelizers while trying to find this attraction.
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