Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Fritz's Boat, a favorite attraction of Brigham Young
January 19, 1961
Avg. queue length:
23 minutes (or 17 minutes by pretending you're multinational)
Fritz's Boat used to be stocked with Fritz's climbing structures, but enemies of fun made him throw them away so nobody would enjoy it too much and write a stern letter.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to just walk past this attraction first thing in the morning so you never have to again.
- After riding this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something that doesn't involve ghosts.
- No open-toed shoes or churros allowed.
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