Massive Whiteland Attraction Database
The Fritz's Boat experience, which recently celebrated its little anniversary
July 2, 1991
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Fritz's Boat used to be a playground of Fritz's things, but management made him replace them with nothing so nobody would run around on it naked and die.
- Guests visiting with too much money should be forwarned that this experience exits into a souvenier shop.
- After riding this experience, experience something less demanding.
- During inclement earthquakes, this experience may not be operating.
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