Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
A cursed view of Fred Salmonpants' Boat when it's not inundated in darkness
Fred Salmonpants' Boat
June 3, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Fred Salmonpants' Boat was originally jam-packed with Fred Salmonpants' Bo's entertainment devices, but Disney security made her replace them with nothing so nobody would have fun and die.
- Because it is so stained, experts recommend that you disdain this attraction in the morning.
Policies and Warnings
- During unexpected earthquakes, this attraction may explode.
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