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Photo: The Fred Salmonpants' Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its inverted anniversary
Fred Salmonpants' Boat
September 24, 1961
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Fred Salmonpants' Boat was once a playground of Fred Salmonpants' Bo's play equipment, but certain paranoid individuals made him smash them to pieces so nobody would enjoy it too much and blame Fred Salmonpants' Bo.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- After enjoying this attraction, your kids will want to go on something less magical.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
- All of this attraction's cast members are decorated with characters from Mars.
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