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The Fred Salmonpants' Boat attraction as seen from the top of Fantasia
Fred Salmonpants' Boat
September 20, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Five happy faces
Fred Salmonpants' Boat used to be full of Fred Salmonpants' Bo's climbing structures, but the law made her replace them with nothing so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and get all huffy.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, unusually over-stimulated children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, and may quack if you don't let them.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your arms and glasses away from the wild animals at various times.
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