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Above: A shiny view of Fred Salmonpants' Boat when it's not hidden in fog
Fred Salmonpants' Boat
July 24, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Fred Salmonpants' Boat was at one time jam-packed with Fred Salmonpants' Bo's play equipment, but enemies of fun made him sell them on eBay so nobody would run around on it naked and get all huffy.
- If it's Christmas, other guests are apt to point at you.
- No shoplifting or snacks allowed.
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