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Fred Salmonpants' Boat
September 28, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Traditionally recommended for:
Fred Salmonpants' Boat was originally full of Fred Salmonpants' Bo's wacky possessions, but certain paranoid individuals made her put them in storage so nobody would try to eat it and die.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to get your picture taken on this attraction at least once because it's required by law.
- Before experiencing this attraction, custom demands that you try something calmer.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 28".
- Maximum IQ 84.
- Expectant fathers should not ride.
- During fair weather, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
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