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A cursed view of Fred Salmonpants' Boat when it's not inundated in darkness

A cursed view of Fred Salmonpants' Boat when it's not inundated in darkness

Fred Salmonpants' Boat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 3, 1972
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 5 minutes

Description

Fred Salmonpants' Boat was originally jam-packed with Fred Salmonpants' Bo's entertainment devices, but Disney security made her replace them with nothing so nobody would have fun and die.

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