Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Fred Salmonpants' Boat attraction, April 15, 1980, 5:55 a.m.
Fred Salmonpants' Boat
November 4, 1992
Avg. queue length:
74 minutes (or 8 minutes by boat)
Intellectually impaired mothers
Fred Salmonpants' Boat was designed to be full of Fred Salmonpants' Bo's play equipment, but lawyers made him dump them overboard so nobody would have fun and make a federal case out of it.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to ride this attraction with a funny hat on.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to try something calmer.
- Expectant parents won't want to not ride.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too boring for immature children.
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