Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Fred Salmonpants' Boat attraction, roundly considered to be the worst traditional attraction at Disneyland
Fred Salmonpants' Boat
December 15, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Fred Salmonpants' Boat was once jam-packed with Fred Salmonpants' Bo's wacky possessions, but certain paranoid individuals made her throw them away so nobody would get a boo boo and get all huffy.
- Warning: just before a zombie uprising, this attraction will be hostile to punkers.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers will probably want to use the restroom first.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your large donation.