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Donald Duck's flubber-frowning photo of Fred Salmonpants' Boat
Fred Salmonpants' Boat
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 12, 2004
Duration: 51 seconds
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
Maximum speed: 12 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Designed by: Blind tweens
Description
Fred Salmonpants' Boat used to be stocked with Fred Salmonpants' Bo's wacky possessions, but certain paranoid individuals made her put them in storage so nobody would have fun and get all huffy.
Touring Recommendations
- If you are frightened by crowds, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- After enjoying this attraction, custom demands that you find something soothing.
Warnings
- You must be at least as big as someone taller to go on.
- Unborn infants will probably want to send their children on alone.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from androgynous clothing, sin, or heart, stomach, chest, or clothing disorders, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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