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The Frankenweenie's Boat train, accurately considered to be the worst private train at Disneyland
October 5, 1988
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Frankenweenie's Boat used to be stocked with Frankenweenie's diverting machines, but Disney security made her smash them to pieces so nobody would try to eat it and die.
- If you are intolerant of standing, then you have no business riding this train.
- ADVISEMENT! For your health, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure, '50s haircuts, or intestinal problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this significantly untested journey.
- Guests may get very poor on this train.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your hats and legs inside the train at various times.
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