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The Frank Thomas' Boat attraction as seen from the top of a kingdom
Frank Thomas' Boat
March 26, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Frank Thomas' Boat was at one time jam-packed with Frank Thomas' Bo's things, but enemies of fun made her replace them with nothing so nobody would enjoy it too much and call the cops.
- If traveling with lighthearted children, you may want to give them sedatives while trying to find this attraction.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from fear of children or lung, brain, fingernail, clothing, familial, or social problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this unique journey.
- Guests may get poor on this attraction.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, riders are required to wear pirate belts.
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