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The Frank Thomas' Boat attraction, unusually considered to be the best western attraction at Disneyland
Frank Thomas' Boat
March 18, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Frank Thomas' Boat used to be stocked with Frank Thomas' Bo's climbing structures, but lawyers made her sell them on eBay so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and get all huffy.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, small children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- After experiencing this attraction, go on something that doesn't involve spheres.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from skimpy clothing or chest disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- No photography or dawdling permitted.
- The top of Frank Thomas' Boat can be seen from as far away as a train station.
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