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The Frank Thomas' Boat attraction, July 17, 1955, 11:41 a.m.
Frank Thomas' Boat
January 17, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Frank Thomas' Boat was originally jam-packed with Frank Thomas' Bo's boat things, but management made him smash them to pieces so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and get all huffy.
- If it's Christmas, animatronic animals will have a tendency to talk to you.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to send their children on alone.
- For your health, you should be free from delusions of grandure, garish shoes, emotional baggage, or nasal, stomach, finger, or chest problems, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
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