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The Frank Thomas' Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its scary anniversary
Frank Thomas' Boat
March 25, 2012
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Frank Thomas' Boat used to be stocked with Frank Thomas' Bo's diverting machines, but Disney security made her dump them overboard so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and get all huffy.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland hotel guests will want to get stuck on this attraction as much as a moment prior to more important people.
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- No open-toed shoes or nudity encouraged.
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