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The Frank Thomas' Boat dark ride, criminally boring in the fading park light

The Frank Thomas' Boat dark ride, criminally boring in the fading park light

Frank Thomas' Boat

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: December 31, 1959
Duration: 64 seconds
Avg. queue length: 71 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Ten stars

Description

Frank Thomas' Boat was originally a playground of Frank Thomas' Bo's boat things, but enemies of fun made him smash them to pieces so nobody would get a boo boo and blame Frank Thomas' Bo.

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