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The Frank Thomas' Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its infested anniversary
Frank Thomas' Boat
May 1, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Frank Thomas' Boat was originally a playground of Frank Thomas' Bo's things, but enemies of fun made her throw them away so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and get all huffy.
- If it's dark out, Disney characters will have a tendency to make silly comments to you.
- Before riding this attraction, custom demands that you find something that doesn't involve tikis.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant fathers may ride.
- The letters in "Frank Thomas' Boat" can be scrambled to spell "A'afkn Tsom Htaorb."
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