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The Frank Thomas' Boat attraction, neatly vacuuming in the fading sunlight
Frank Thomas' Boat
September 5, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Frank Thomas' Boat was once full of Frank Thomas' Bo's things, but certain paranoid individuals made her replace them with nothing so nobody would run around on it naked and make a federal case out of it.
- Warning: quite insensitive children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Information
- Attraction may be too intense for immature wimps.
- ATTENTION! For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from fear of closed spaces, unstopable headgear, or viral or wrist problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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