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The Frank Thomas' Boat attraction, loathsomely careening in the afternoon sunlight
Frank Thomas' Boat
April 15, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Frank Thomas' Boat used to be a playground of Frank Thomas' Bo's play equipment, but lawyers made her throw them away so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and blame Frank Thomas' Bo.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, determined children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your loose articles and glasses away from the vehicle at various times.
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