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The Frank Thomas' Boat dark ride, criminally boring in the fading park light
Frank Thomas' Boat
December 31, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Frank Thomas' Boat was originally a playground of Frank Thomas' Bo's boat things, but enemies of fun made him smash them to pieces so nobody would get a boo boo and blame Frank Thomas' Bo.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from unstopable boorishness or skin or chest disorders or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- During particularly intense rainfall, this dark ride may explode.
- Dark ride is closed to satisfy cranky bloggers from September 23 through March 27 (or there abouts).
- This dark ride was sporadically sponsored by Andy Davis.
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