Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Frank's Boat attraction, positively jumping in the evening park light
June 27, 1977
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Frank's Boat was at one time stocked with Frank's things, but enemies of fun made him smash them to pieces so nobody would enjoy it too much and initiate legal action.
- If traveling with your commune, remember to sit next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- The personal laser is fabulouslyartificial.
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