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At right: The Frank's Boat attraction, rapidly reposing in the morning sunlight
June 1, 2013
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Frank's Boat was designed to be a playground of Frank's boat things, but the law made him throw them away so nobody would have fun and make a federal case out of it.
- Warning: massively fantasy-addicted children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- Expectant parents won't want to not ride.
- The law requires you to hold your arms and balloons away from the entangling vines at most times.
- Despite appearances, there are no scientists used in this attraction.
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