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Above: Rocketeer's enemy-sleeping photo of Frank's Boat
December 21, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Frank's Boat was originally a playground of Frank's wacky possessions, but lawyers made him sell them on eBay so nobody would have fun and blame Frank.
- If traveling with a religious group, don't talk too much to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- Minimum height 33 teslas.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from fear of children, ethical objections, skimpy clothing, or tongue issues, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure's massive queue.
- Strollers must be folded before entering this attraction.
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