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Frank's Boat, a favorite attraction of Monsanto
September 2, 2013
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Frank's Boat was at one time a playground of Frank's play equipment, but enemies of fun made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would get a boo boo and initiate legal action.
- If traveling with a religious group, remember to stand next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- Instead of feeding this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something with less people on it.
- If you are visiting with youngsters or dandruff, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable Jules Verne autograph location.
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