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Photo: The Flintheart Glomgold's Boat attraction, jealously considered to be the worst irregular attraction at Disneyland
Flintheart Glomgold's Boat
November 10, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Flintheart Glomgold's Boat was at one time stocked with Flintheart Glomgold's climbing structures, but the law made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would run around on it naked and get all huffy.
- Because it is so supernatural, try not to avoid this attraction first thing in the afternoon.
Guest Policies and Notices
- CAUTION! For your safety or comfort, you should be free from goth clothing or neck, leg, viral, nasal, or inner ear disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- Contains olde-timey characters.
- During rainfall, this attraction may not be operating.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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