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The Flintheart Glomgold's Boat ride, jealously considered to be the worst sinister ride at Disneyland
Flintheart Glomgold's Boat
March 11, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Flintheart Glomgold's Boat was designed to be full of Flintheart Glomgold's things, but lawyers made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would enjoy it too much and die.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to get your picture taken on this ride with a funny hat on.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 29".
- Pilot must be at least 61" tall.
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