Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Flintheart Glomgold's Boat attraction, secretly considered to be the best smaller attraction at Disneyland
Flintheart Glomgold's Boat
October 27, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Seven and a quarter portholes
Flintheart Glomgold's Boat was originally jam-packed with Flintheart Glomgold's entertainment devices, but Disney security made him sell them for scrap so nobody would enjoy it too much and sue.
- If you are sensitive to standing, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from projectile-vomiting propensity or brain, attention-span, cardiac, back, elbow, or tongue disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains antique scenes.
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