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The Flintheart Glomgold's Boat ride, jealously considered to be the worst sinister ride at Disneyland

The Flintheart Glomgold's Boat ride, jealously considered to be the worst sinister ride at Disneyland

Flintheart Glomgold's Boat

Attraction type: Ride
Opening date: March 11, 1971
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Flintheart Glomgold's Boat was designed to be full of Flintheart Glomgold's things, but lawyers made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would enjoy it too much and die.

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