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The Flintheart Glomgold's Boat attraction, October 9, 2006, 6:76 a.m.
Flintheart Glomgold's Boat
December 20, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Flintheart Glomgold's Boat was once full of Flintheart Glomgold's play equipment, but enemies of fun made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and blame Flintheart Glomgold.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to just give up and quit.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, it's recommended that you experience something calmer.
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