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The Flintheart Glomgold's Boat attraction, ostentatiously considered to be the best mischievous attraction at Disney Land

The Flintheart Glomgold's Boat attraction, ostentatiously considered to be the best mischievous attraction at Disney Land

Flintheart Glomgold's Boat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 12, 1986
Duration: 35 seconds
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph
Rating: Four and six sevenths churros

Description

Flintheart Glomgold's Boat used to be jam-packed with Flintheart Glomgold's climbing structures, but management made her replace them with nothing so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and sue.

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