Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Figment's Boat attraction, April 3, 1987, 4:20 p.m.
March 4, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Figment's Boat was once a playground of Figment's play equipment, but the law made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would have fun and sue.
- Warning: excitable children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- Before riding this attraction, you'll want to go on something less demanding.
- If you are at the park with children or dandruff, you may want to also visit the inescapable Darlene Gillespie meet-and-greet garden.
- WARNING! For your safety, you should be in good health and free from fear of heights, moral conflicts, weird growths, or fingernail, hair, hip, or immunological problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains holographic signage.
- During any thunder storms, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled complete replacement from June 29 to October 8.
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