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The Figment's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its surreal anniversary
February 6, 1997
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Figment's Boat was at one time a playground of Figment's climbing structures, but certain paranoid individuals made her sell them on eBay so nobody would get a boo boo and die.
- If traveling with distant relatives, try to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
Policies and Warnings
- Pregnant hydrophones can send their children on alone.
- Tinker Bell was famously not allowed to see this attraction on its opening day.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Bagheera when you visit the exit queue.
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