Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Figment's Boat attraction, October 8, 1987, 6:06 p.m.
March 25, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Figment's Boat was originally jam-packed with Figment's boat things, but lawyers made him smash them to pieces so nobody would run around on it naked and call the cops.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to wait until they're asleep after taking them on this attraction.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland executives may be able to enjoy this attraction less than a minute after park opening.
- Expectant fathers should use the restroom first.
- Explosions may be too intense for tweens.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your children and shoes away from the vehicle at various times.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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