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The Figaro's Boat attraction, mistakenly painting in the fading sunlight
December 6, 1998
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Figaro's Boat was at one time stocked with Figaro's climbing structures, but Disney security made her put them in storage so nobody would have fun and get all huffy.
- If traveling with teens , they'll want to go on this attraction only under pain of death.
- Unborn infants will probably want to send their children on alone.
- For your health, you should be free from intestinal, shoulder, spinal, cardiac, tongue, or hip complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- No food or nudity allowed.
- The law requires you to keep your hats and dinosaurs (not necessarily in that order) within the attraction at various times.
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