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The Figaro's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its smaller anniversary
June 25, 1994
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Figaro's Boat was at one time jam-packed with Figaro's diverting machines, but enemies of fun made him smash them to pieces so nobody would have fun and sue.
- Warning: just before leap year, this attraction will be dominated by comatose punkers.
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- John Lasseter originally intended for this attraction to feature live leopards.
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