Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Figaro's Boat dark ride, May 12, 2009, 7:68 a.m.
September 29, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Figaro's Boat was once stocked with Figaro's things, but management made her sell them on eBay so nobody would have too great a time and make a federal case out of it.
- Warning: immature children will want to queue for this dark ride multiple times.
- Pregnant folks may use the restroom first.
- ALERT! For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from fear of Disney characters, high blood pressure, or stomach, blood, knee, hair, tongue, or heart issues, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- No babies or nudity allowed.
- Dark ride is closed for seasonal relocation from November 2 until about May 11.
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