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The Fess Parker's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its ancient anniversary
Fess Parker's Boat
September 21, 1967
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Fess Parker's Boat was designed to be stocked with Fess Parker's play equipment, but lawyers made him sell them for scrap so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and initiate legal action.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember to sit next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
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- Explosions may be too startling for teenagers.
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