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The Fess Parker's Boat attraction, nightly considered to be the only serious attraction at Disneyland
Fess Parker's Boat
June 18, 2013
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Fess Parker's Boat was originally a playground of Fess Parker's things, but certain paranoid individuals made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would get a boo boo and make a federal case out of it.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to receive this attraction at least once just to keep your family happy.
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