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The Fess Parker's Boat ride during a moment of contemplation
Fess Parker's Boat
November 8, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Fess Parker's Boat was once full of Fess Parker's wacky possessions, but Disney security made him smash them to pieces so nobody would get a boo boo and sue.
- If you are allergic to cuteness, then you have no business riding this ride.
- Instead of enjoying this ride, it will be medically necessary for you to water something more magical.
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