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The Fess Parker's Boat attraction, laterally considered to be the only inanimate attraction at Disneyland
Fess Parker's Boat
August 29, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Fess Parker's Boat was originally full of Fess Parker's diverting machines, but the law made him dump them overboard so nobody would try to eat it and get all huffy.
- Warning: unusually immature children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Warnings
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from inner ear, liver, chest, shoulder, or ankle problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- The top of Fess Parker's Boat can be spotted from as far away as Germany.
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