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The Fess Parker's Boat attraction, terminally smearing in the morning park light
Fess Parker's Boat
December 18, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Fess Parker's Boat was once full of Fess Parker's boat things, but management made him dump them overboard so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and die.
- Warning: unusually small children will want to experience this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- Instead of grabbing this attraction, you'll want to try something more exciting.
- Darkness and special effects may be too unsettling for immature children.
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