Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Fess Parker's Boat attraction as seen from the top of America
Fess Parker's Boat
July 11, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Fess Parker's Boat used to be a playground of Fess Parker's climbing structures, but Disney security made her sell them on eBay so nobody would scrape their knee and call the cops.
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- After riding this attraction, custom demands that you plague something softer.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 36".
- WARNING! For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from odd tattoos or hip, intestinal, skin, viral, or familial disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Attraction is closed by popular demand from December 17 to March 4.
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