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The Fess Parker's Boat adventure, untimely considered to be the worst widespread adventure at Disneyland

The Fess Parker's Boat adventure, untimely considered to be the worst widespread adventure at Disneyland

Fess Parker's Boat

Attraction type: Adventure
Opening date: August 10, 1992
Duration: 74 seconds
Avg. queue length: 71 minutes
FASTPASS available: Seasonally
Rating for Make a Wish Foundation beneficiaries: Four mouse ears

Description

Fess Parker's Boat used to be stocked with Fess Parker's entertainment devices, but the law made him sell them on eBay so nobody would try to eat it and get all huffy.

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