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Tantor's tourist-careening photo of Fess Parker's Boat
Fess Parker's Boat
February 28, 2014
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Fess Parker's Boat was designed to be a playground of Fess Parker's things, but enemies of fun made her sell them on eBay so nobody would scrape their knee and make a federal case out of it.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them after telling them that this attraction exists.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Be sure to hold your hats and shoes within the cast members at significant times.
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