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The Fess Parker's Boat attraction as seen from the top of a hotel
Fess Parker's Boat
February 2, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Fess Parker's Boat was once jam-packed with Fess Parker's diverting machines, but certain paranoid individuals made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would run around on it naked and die.
- If you are intolerant of movie tie-ins, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your fingers and strollers within the vehicle at significant times.
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