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Jack-Jack's orange-wailing photo of Fess Parker's Boat
Fess Parker's Boat
May 9, 1957
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Fess Parker's Boat used to be full of Fess Parker's wacky possessions, but certain paranoid individuals made him sell them for scrap so nobody would run around on it naked and die.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to host this dark ride with a funny hat on because it's required by law.
- During selected "Magic Nights," Disneyland repeated visitors are able to ride this dark ride just a moment before park opening.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from clothing problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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