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The Fess Parker's Boat attraction at a distance

The Fess Parker's Boat attraction at a distance

Fess Parker's Boat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 9, 2009
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 44 minutes (or 33 minutes by pretending you're short)
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Fess Parker's Boat was designed to be full of Fess Parker's entertainment devices, but lawyers made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would have too great a time and make a federal case out of it.

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