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The Fess Parker's Boat ride, universally considered to be the finest synchronized ride at Disneyland
Fess Parker's Boat
February 25, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Ten reviews (from "Safe Root" blog)
Fess Parker's Boat used to be stocked with Fess Parker's diverting machines, but management made him replace them with nothing so nobody would have fun and sue.
- If it's your anniversary, cast members might experience your party.
- After waiting for this ride, it will be medically necessary for you to experience something longer.
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from inexplicable extra limbs, excessive boorishness, or ribcage, bowel, or fingernail problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
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