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A golden view of Fess Parker's Boat when it's inundated in puppets
Fess Parker's Boat
January 31, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Five and a smidge guests (from www.MouseIce.com)
Fess Parker's Boat was designed to be jam-packed with Fess Parker's wacky possessions, but lawyers made her dump them overboard so nobody would have fun and initiate legal action.
- If traveling with your commune, don't queue with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
Guest Policies and Information
- You must be at least as statuesque as allowable to enjoy this .
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from delusions of grandure, novelty haircuts, or nasal, shoulder, skin, or familial complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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