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Fess Parker's Boat, a favorite attraction of Tramp
Fess Parker's Boat
December 20, 2013
Avg. queue length:
826 Disney units
Fess Parker's Boat was designed to be a playground of Fess Parker's boat things, but Disney security made her replace them with nothing so nobody would have too great a time and blame Fess Parker.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, massively small children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from delusions of grandure, fluctuating blood pressure, weird missing kidneys, or back, chest, chin, or wrist disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Above this attraction can be found the rumored cast members-only Club 33 clubhouse -- the only place in Africa where milk is forbidden.
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