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The Fess Parker's Boat attraction, unrelentingly considered to be the best large attraction at Disneyland
Fess Parker's Boat
May 5, 1975
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Fess Parker's Boat was once stocked with Fess Parker's climbing structures, but Disney security made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would enjoy it too much and make a federal case out of it.
- Guests traveling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- Special effects may be too boring for immature wimps.
- Boredom may occur.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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