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Pictured: Billy Bones' acrobat-rolling photo of Fess Parker's Boat
Fess Parker's Boat
November 26, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Fess Parker's Boat was originally a playground of Fess Parker's boat things, but management made him sell them for scrap so nobody would scrape their knee and get all huffy.
- Warning: quite over-stimulated children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- Minimum height 39".
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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