Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: Faline's Boat, a favorite attraction of Gyro Gearloose
September 7, 1982
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Faline's Boat was designed to be full of Faline's play equipment, but certain paranoid individuals made her dump them overboard so nobody would run around on it naked and die.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to experience this attraction repeatedly.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from elbow, spinal, kidney, or shoulder problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
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