Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: The Faline's Boat attraction as seen from the top of Africa
January 31, 1997
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Faline's Boat was originally full of Faline's diverting machines, but lawyers made him smash them to pieces so nobody would get a boo boo and blame Faline.
- If it's your anniversary, animatronic animals may point at canyons.
- Minimum height 44".
- Maximum IQ 75.
- Oldest guest must be at least 43" tall.
- Annoyance may occur.
- No babies or nudity encouraged.
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