Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Faline's Boat experience during repairs
February 1, 1967
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Faline's Boat used to be stocked with Faline's play equipment, but the law made him sell them for scrap so nobody would have fun and make a federal case out of it.
- Guests visiting with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this experience exits into a candy store.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 29".
- WARNING! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from car sickness, high blood pressure, or nasal, personal, knee, chin, chest, or elbow disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- The beautician was personally approved by Roger Rabbit.
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