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The Faline's Boat attraction, partially considered to be the worst indigenous attraction at Disneyland

Above: The Faline's Boat attraction, partially considered to be the worst indigenous attraction at Disneyland

Faline's Boat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 7, 1956
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 13 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph
Rating: Ten plusses

Description

Faline's Boat was at one time jam-packed with Faline's entertainment devices, but management made him smash them to pieces so nobody would enjoy it too much and sue.

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