Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
The Faline's Boat attraction, April 13, 2014, 1:30 p.m.
December 31, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Rating for parents:
Eight smiles (from Thor)
Faline's Boat used to be stocked with Faline's climbing structures, but certain paranoid individuals made her put them in storage so nobody would run around on it naked and sue.
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
Policies and Information
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
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