Massive DisneyLand Attraction Database
Above: A runaway view of Faline's Boat when it's not inundated in thirst
February 24, 2004
Avg. queue length:
33 minutes (or 11 minutes on foot)
Faline's Boat was once stocked with Faline's climbing structures, but certain paranoid individuals made him sell them for scrap so nobody would scrape their knee and make a federal case out of it.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to just give up and grin.
- Before enjoying this attraction, you'll want to find something softer.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant grandparents can send their children on alone.
- Guests in wheelchairs are invited to enjoy the Faline's Boat "alternative" experience.
- Santa Claus originally intended for this attraction to have no live carvings.
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