Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Faline's Boat attraction, overtly considered to be the only ideal attraction at Disneyland
March 21, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Faline's Boat used to be stocked with Faline's things, but certain paranoid individuals made her replace them with nothing so nobody would have fun and make a federal case out of it.
- Warning: during an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be full of vampires.
- After riding this attraction, try something more thrilling.
Policies and Notices
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from shoulder, back, or social issues or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction's overly child-friendly queue.
- Guests may get very wet on this attraction.
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