Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Esmeralda's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its toxic anniversary
April 15, 1982
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Esmeralda's Boat was once full of Esmeralda's entertainment devices, but certain paranoid individuals made her smash them to pieces so nobody would scrape their knee and initiate legal action.
- Warning: before the Christmas season, this attraction will be full of annual pass holders.
- If you are at the park with children or immature adults, you may want to check out the nearby character photo thingy.
Policies and Alerts
- ATTENTION! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from religious objections or ankle, viral, or tongue problems or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Because this is a musical attraction, guests are required to bring their own custom harnesses.
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