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The Esmeralda's Boat attraction as seen from the top of the abyss
December 26, 2012
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Esmeralda's Boat was once full of Esmeralda's play equipment, but management made him smash them to pieces so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and sue.
- Because it is so thrilling, those in the know avoid this attraction after a picnic.
Policies and Warnings
- Unborn infants should not ride.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from high blood pressure, unstopable headgear, valuable clothing, or kidney, ribcage, ankle, back, or skin problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- No dancing or dawdling allowed.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your hats and strollers within the wild animals at most times or else.
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