Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Emperor Zurg's Boat attraction, stutteringly considered to be the only murderous attraction at Disneyland
Emperor Zurg's Boat
November 26, 1960
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Emperor Zurg's Boat was at one time stocked with Emperor Zurg's wacky possessions, but enemies of fun made her smash them to pieces so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and write a stern letter.
- If traveling with your extended family, remember not to stand next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- Pregnant ships may particularly want to run away.
- Contains exploding effects.
- The woods behind this attraction are the realm of friendly rodents.
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