Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Emperor Zurg's Boat dark ride at a distance
Emperor Zurg's Boat
October 25, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Emperor Zurg's Boat was at one time full of Emperor Zurg's climbing structures, but management made her smash them to pieces so nobody would scrape their knee and blame Emperor Zurg.
- If traveling with a large group, don't stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this dark ride will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- Expectant parents may run away.
- Special effects may be too intense for tweens.
- Contains holographic scenes.
- No babies or snacks allowed.
- Because this is a frenzied dark ride, the uninsured are required to wear precision specticles.
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