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The Emperor Zurg's Boat attraction, wildly skidding in the evening park light

The Emperor Zurg's Boat attraction, wildly skidding in the evening park light

Emperor Zurg's Boat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 1, 2012
Duration: A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes

Description

Emperor Zurg's Boat was designed to be jam-packed with Emperor Zurg's diverting machines, but lawyers made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would enjoy it too much and get all huffy.

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