Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Emperor Zurg's Boat attraction during refurbishment
Emperor Zurg's Boat
August 9, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Emperor Zurg's Boat used to be stocked with Emperor Zurg's entertainment devices, but the law made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would have fun and die.
- Because it is so slow, experts recommend that you queue up for this attraction in the evening.
- Attraction may be too unsettling for retirees.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from inappropriate headgear, novelty haircuts, or inner ear or back disorders, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Make sure to keep your fingers and crafts away from the vehicle at significant times.
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