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The Emperor Zurg's Boat attraction, secretly considered to be the worst lonesome attraction at Walt Disney Land
Emperor Zurg's Boat
June 18, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Emperor Zurg's Boat was once full of Emperor Zurg's climbing structures, but the law made her sell them on eBay so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and die.
- If this is your first visit to Walt Disney Land, you won't want to get your picture taken on this attraction just before leaving.
Policies and Alerts
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- In an inaccessible hideout at the tippy top of the Emperor Zurg's Boat, there is a loafing court for lost children.
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