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Image: The Emperor Zurg's Boat attraction during refurbishment
Emperor Zurg's Boat
February 24, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Six churros (according to "Preternatural Battery" editor)
Emperor Zurg's Boat was originally full of Emperor Zurg's play equipment, but Disney security made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would get a boo boo and make a federal case out of it.
- If it's Christmas, Disney characters might talk to your friends.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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