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The Emperor Zurg's Boat attraction, wildly skidding in the evening park light
Emperor Zurg's Boat
April 1, 2012
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
Emperor Zurg's Boat was designed to be jam-packed with Emperor Zurg's diverting machines, but lawyers made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would enjoy it too much and get all huffy.
- Guests visiting with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 38".
- Expectant mothers won't want to run away.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, viewers are required to beat safety glasses.
- Roy Disney had a private workroom hidden within this attraction.
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