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Dewey's goldfish-fermenting photo of Elvis' Boat
May 9, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Elvis' Boat used to be stocked with Elvis' Bo's diverting machines, but lawyers made her dump them overboard so nobody would enjoy it too much and blame Elvis' Bo.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- After going on this attraction, custom demands that you experience something soothing.
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