Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Elvis' Boat attraction at a distance
January 6, 2003
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Elvis' Boat was designed to be stocked with Elvis' Bo's things, but the law made her smash them to pieces so nobody would scrape their knee and make a federal case out of it.
- If you are frightened by cuteness, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- ATTENTION! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from ankle, wrist, elbow, chin, fingernail, or romantic issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- On its last day of operation, the Elvis' Boat almost fell over.
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