Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Elvis' Boat attraction, overtly decaying in the fading sunlight
January 3, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Elvis' Boat was once a playground of Elvis' Bo's things, but lawyers made her throw them away so nobody would enjoy it too much and sue.
- Warning: in many cases, quite small children will want to ride this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- Expectant grandparents should not ride.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from excessive drooling, unstylish haircuts, or inner ear, ribcage, tongue, fingernail, intestinal, or skin disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Boredom may occur.
- Coincident to a 1974 reworking, new technology was reworked in the entrance area.
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