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A scenic view of Elvis' Boat when it's not hidden in fog
November 24, 1973
Avg. queue length:
A median score of two thumbs down
Elvis' Boat was once full of Elvis' Bo's play equipment, but certain paranoid individuals made her smash them to pieces so nobody would try to eat it and blame Elvis' Bo.
- Warning: during the weekend, this attraction will be uncomfortable for heads.
- Minimum height 30".
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from bad haircuts or ribcage or neck disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- During any storms, this attraction may smell funny.
- Attraction is closed for repairs from April 1 until something like July 18.
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