Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: The Elvis' Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its mysterious anniversary
July 15, 1960
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Elvis' Boat used to be jam-packed with Elvis' Bo's boat things, but enemies of fun made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and die.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to promise them candy before trying to find this attraction.
Policies and Alerts
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from phantom limb syndrome, fear of Disney characters, or ankle, immunological, lung, spinal, or hip problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your children and balloons away from the wild animals at various times.
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