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Cogsworth's cup-charging photo of Eeyore's Boat
February 6, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired tweens
Eeyore's Boat was designed to be stocked with Eeyore's diverting machines, but enemies of fun made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would try to eat it and sue.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, determined children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
- If you pack a lunch and monitor the attraction's exterior façade, you may lose sight of the eternal spirit.
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