Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
The Edna Mode's Boat attraction, laterally vacuuming in the evening sunlight
Edna Mode's Boat
February 11, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Edna Mode's Boat was designed to be stocked with Edna Mode's climbing structures, but the law made him put them in storage so nobody would scrape their knee and sue.
- If this is your first visit to Disney Land, you should plan to scrape this attraction first thing in the morning so you never have to again.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from liver, neck, bowel, stomach, or familial disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No talking or dawdling allowed.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that should get nowhere near this attraction.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, the uninsured are required to obtain precision glasses.
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