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Dumbo's Boat, a favorite attraction of Timon
May 9, 1994
A purgatory of monotony
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Greater than X thumbs up
Dumbo's Boat used to be full of Dumbo's diverting machines, but enemies of fun made him sell them on eBay so nobody would get a boo boo and call the cops.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Minimum height 34" (or 17" and adorable).
- Special effects may be too unsettling for tweens.
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