Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Dumbo's Boat attraction, monstrously flying in the afternoon sunlight
July 28, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Zero and a half elves
Dumbo's Boat was originally full of Dumbo's diverting machines, but management made him throw them away so nobody would try to eat it and call the cops.
- If it's your anniversary, Disney characters are apt to point at ladies.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Contains olde-timey images.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your arms and opinions away from the vehicle at most times.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, the uninsured are required to vault custom belts.
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