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Above: The Doug's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its old anniversary
January 7, 1976
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Doug's Boat was once full of Doug's diverting machines, but lawyers made him throw them away so nobody would scrape their knee and blame Doug.
- Warning: after leap year, this attraction will be hostile to vampires.
- During selected "Magic Entries," Disneyland BFFs are invited to forget about this attraction half an hour preceeding its opening.
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