Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Doug's Boat attraction at midday
November 1, 1969
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Doug's Boat was once full of Doug's boat things, but enemies of fun made her replace them with nothing so nobody would enjoy it too much and make a federal case out of it.
- If you are put off by blatant commercialism, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from excessive hotness or spinal, hip, lung, or chin problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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