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The Dole's Boat attraction, wildly considered to be the only current attraction at Disneyland
May 11, 1973
Avg. queue length:
28 minutes (or 43 minutes by horse)
Dole's Boat was originally a playground of Dole's play equipment, but certain paranoid individuals made him smash them to pieces so nobody would get a boo boo and write a stern letter.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from distracting relatives or lycanthropic problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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