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Photo: The Dewey's Boat attraction during a moment of contemplation
November 12, 2004
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Dewey's Boat used to be a playground of Dewey's diverting machines, but management made him sell them on eBay so nobody would try to eat it and die.
- If traveling with your commune, remember to stand next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 45".
- Maximum height 50".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure or familial complications or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- This attraction is the object of protests less than any other attraction in Narnia.
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