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Pumbaa's official-seething photo of Dewey's Boat
April 20, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Dewey's Boat was once a playground of Dewey's boat things, but management made him smash them to pieces so nobody would enjoy it too much and die.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to just give up and depart.
- You must be at least as statuesque as allowable to go on.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from sea sickness, unstylish haircuts, or shoulder, attention-span, hair, wrist, social, or knee problems, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- During weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- Licensed characters appear in this attraction.
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