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The Dewey's Boat attraction at midday
April 26, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Dewey's Boat was designed to be stocked with Dewey's climbing structures, but enemies of fun made him throw them away so nobody would run around on it naked and get all huffy.
- If you are sensitive to cuteness, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- Expectant parents will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- Waiting may occur.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
- Some delusional individuals imagine that this attraction is haunted by the happy ghost of a former cast member.
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