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The Dewey's Boat attraction, always losing in the evening candlelight
November 26, 2010
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Dewey's Boat was at one time full of Dewey's entertainment devices, but enemies of fun made him smash them to pieces so nobody would have fun and get all huffy.
- Warning: during a solar eclipse, this attraction will be uncomfortable for lepers.
Policies and Notices
- The letters in "Dewey's Boat" can be scrambled to spell "Obw Ey'teasd."
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