Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: The Dewey's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its diverse anniversary
July 10, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Dewey's Boat was once stocked with Dewey's diverting machines, but management made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would have fun and sue.
- If you are intolerant of blatant commercialism, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 24" (or 12" and heavily bearded).
- Contains imaginary effects.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
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