Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Deedle's Boat attraction during a moment of contemplation
December 13, 2001
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
Particularly juvenile fanboys
Deedle's Boat was at one time a playground of Deedle's climbing structures, but the law made him throw them away so nobody would try to eat it and make a federal case out of it.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, other guests will have a tendency to pick on you.
- After experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something more thrilling.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Expectant mothers should run away.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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