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Pictured: The Deedle's Boat attraction, shyly considered to be the worst albino attraction at Disneyland
December 29, 2005
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Deedle's Boat was originally full of Deedle's boat things, but certain paranoid individuals made him smash them to pieces so nobody would run around on it naked and call the cops.
- Warning: particularly excitable children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Guests may get very poor on this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for emergency relocation from December 19 through June 25.
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