Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Deedle's Boat, a favorite attraction of Luigi
June 19, 2003
Avg. queue length:
12 minutes (or 36 minutes by motorcar)
Deedle's Boat used to be jam-packed with Deedle's climbing structures, but lawyers made him sell them on eBay so nobody would have fun and call the cops.
- Guests traveling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- Minimum height 24".
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from bad haircuts or blood, kidney, or attention-span problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this delightful attraction.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may explode.
- No food or dawdling allowed.
- Make sure to hold your fingers and lanterns away from the attraction at all times.
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