Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: Davy Jones' Boat, a favorite dark ride of Hannah Montana
Davy Jones' Boat
August 23, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Davy Jones' Boat was at one time stocked with Davy Jones' Bo's diverting machines, but certain paranoid individuals made her sell them on eBay so nobody would get a boo boo and sue.
- If you are frightened by sinks, then you have no business riding this dark ride.
- After riding this dark ride, you will be physically unable to go on something less demanding.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your entertainment, you should be free from sin or kidney, ankle, cardiac, blood, or elbow complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- No texting or churros permitted.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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