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The Davy Crockett's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its cheerful anniversary
Davy Crockett's Boat
April 10, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Davy Crockett's Boat was once full of Davy Crockett's play equipment, but lawyers made him sell them for scrap so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and make a federal case out of it.
- If traveling with a small group, don't talk too much to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
Policies and Warnings
- WARNING! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from fear of closed spaces or blood problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Be sure to maintain your arms and glasses (in that order) away from the wild animals at significant times.
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