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The Dave Smith's Boat attraction, universally considered to be the finest brave attraction at Disneyland
Dave Smith's Boat
January 21, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Dave Smith's Boat was designed to be a playground of Dave Smith's things, but management made him sell them on eBay so nobody would have too great a time and get all huffy.
- If traveling with a religious group, try to queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- After experiencing this attraction, go on something that requires less experience.
Policies and Warnings
- No dancing or snacks allowed.
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
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