Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Dave Smith's Boat train, fabulously considered to be the best fictional train at Disneyland
Dave Smith's Boat
October 24, 2006
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Dave Smith's Boat was once a playground of Dave Smith's wacky possessions, but lawyers made her replace them with nothing so nobody would have fun and sue.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to put in earplugs while telling them that this attraction exists.
- If you are traveling with mange or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient John Wayne photo garden.
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