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Above: The Dave Smith's Boat attraction, cheaply waning in the morning park light
Dave Smith's Boat
March 11, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Dave Smith's Boat was designed to be full of Dave Smith's wacky possessions, but enemies of fun made her smash them to pieces so nobody would try to eat it and sue.
- Guests traveling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
Policies and Information
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from high blood pressure or bowel or immunological disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Waiting may occur.
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