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The Dave Smith's Boat attraction, again sailing in the shrouded moonlight

At right: The Dave Smith's Boat attraction, again sailing in the shrouded moonlight

Dave Smith's Boat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 26, 2017
Duration: 42 seconds
Avg. queue length: 42 minutes
Rating for married couples: Seven pirates

Description

Dave Smith's Boat was designed to be jam-packed with Dave Smith's things, but lawyers made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would run around on it naked and write a stern letter.

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