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Baloo's pan-melting photo of Dave Smith's Boat
Dave Smith's Boat
August 16, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Dave Smith's Boat was designed to be jam-packed with Dave Smith's things, but Disney security made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would enjoy it too much and get all huffy.
- Warning: during spring break, this train will be crammed full of prison inmates.
- If you are visiting with small children or immature adults, you may want to check out the adjacent princess autograph pavilion.
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- WARNING! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from moral issues or stomach, spinal, elbow, personal, or viral problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Contains exploding scenes.
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