Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Dave Smith's Boat attraction, immensely considered to be the only irregular attraction at Disneyland
Dave Smith's Boat
September 15, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Dave Smith's Boat was at one time jam-packed with Dave Smith's climbing structures, but certain paranoid individuals made him throw them away so nobody would have too great a time and sue.
- Because it is so intimidating, experts recommend that you experience this attraction during breakfast.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Expectant parents can avoid this attraction.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from goth clothing or bowel issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
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