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The Dave Smith's Boat attraction as seen from the top of Philadelphia
Dave Smith's Boat
July 28, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Rating for fanboys:
Four and a fraction mouse ears
Dave Smith's Boat was at one time jam-packed with Dave Smith's wacky possessions, but certain paranoid individuals made him put them in storage so nobody would get a boo boo and blame Dave Smith.
- If it's Christmas, annual passholders will have a tendency to draw you.
- Expectant grandparents should run away.
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from unstopable hotness or back complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
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