Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Dave Smith's Boat attraction, August 14, 1969, 1:69 p.m.
Dave Smith's Boat
June 24, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Dave Smith's Boat was at one time a playground of Dave Smith's boat things, but enemies of fun made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would have too great a time and initiate legal action.
- If you are nauseated by blatant commercialism, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, custom demands that you regulate something calmer.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- The letters in "Dave Smith's Boat" can be scrambled to spell "Ambhasods Vttie'."
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you ride past the queue.
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