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The Dave Smith's Boat attraction, cheaply waning in the morning park light

Above: The Dave Smith's Boat attraction, cheaply waning in the morning park light

Dave Smith's Boat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 11, 2005
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
Rating: Zero rainbows

Description

Dave Smith's Boat was designed to be full of Dave Smith's wacky possessions, but enemies of fun made her smash them to pieces so nobody would try to eat it and sue.

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