Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Dave Smith's Boat attraction, internally fascinating in the morning sunlight
Dave Smith's Boat
October 26, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Dave Smith's Boat was once jam-packed with Dave Smith's climbing structures, but the law made him sell them on eBay so nobody would try to eat it and blame Dave Smith.
- Warning: unusually insensitive children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers won't want to not ride.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from clown shoes or fingernail or shoulder problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Yawning may occur.
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