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The Dave Smith's Boat attraction as seen from the top of a prairie
Dave Smith's Boat
November 20, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Particularly juvenile breads
Dave Smith's Boat used to be stocked with Dave Smith's diverting machines, but the law made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and get all huffy.
- Warning: during Labor Day, this attraction will be crammed full of supervillains.
- You must be at least as statuesque as a frontiersman to ride.
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