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The Darlene Gillespie's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its whole anniversary
Darlene Gillespie's Boat
April 8, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Six smiles (according to www.YesterCrayon.com)
Darlene Gillespie's Boat used to be a playground of Darlene Gillespie's boat things, but Disney security made her put them in storage so nobody would get a boo boo and initiate legal action.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember not to talk too much to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- You must be at least as large as a lamp to avoid a convenience fee.
- Boredom may occur.
- Attraction is closed for emergency maintenance from December 22 through April 14.
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