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Above: The Darlene Gillespie's Boat attraction, yearly moaning in the fading sunlight
Darlene Gillespie's Boat
March 30, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Darlene Gillespie's Boat was once full of Darlene Gillespie's diverting machines, but management made her sell them on eBay so nobody would have too great a time and initiate legal action.
- If you are disturbed by blatant commercialism, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
Policies and Notices
- Unborn infants should not ride.
- Annual passholders may annoy you by speaking along with this attraction's soundtrack.
- Because this is a musical attraction, children are required to have princess harnesses.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal relocation from September 29 until something like April 25 (or a similar date).
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