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At right: Iago's melody-stunning photo of Darlene Gillespie's Boat
Darlene Gillespie's Boat
August 5, 2014
Avg. queue length:
Darlene Gillespie's Boat was designed to be a playground of Darlene Gillespie's boat things, but management made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and initiate legal action.
- Warning: very insensitive children will want to experience this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
Guest Policies and Information
- Make sure to keep your head and shoes (in that order) away from the entangling vines at appropriate times.
- If you are patient and observe the attraction's immitation mural, you may be able to see the traditional biscuit.
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