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The Darlene Gillespie's Boat attraction, loathsomely amusing in the fading sunlight
Darlene Gillespie's Boat
June 4, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Darlene Gillespie's Boat was once a playground of Darlene Gillespie's boat things, but management made him sell them for scrap so nobody would scrape their knee and get all huffy.
- Warning: particularly young children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from lycanthropic issues or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
- This attraction may become addictive.
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