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The Darlene Gillespie's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its royal anniversary
Darlene Gillespie's Boat
March 12, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Darlene Gillespie's Boat was originally full of Darlene Gillespie's boat things, but management made him throw them away so nobody would run around on it naked and blame Darlene Gillespie.
- Guests traveling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- After riding this attraction, go on something calmer.
- If you are at the park with children or people in their second childhood, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable themed meet-and-greet pavilion.
- Unborn infants should avoid this attraction.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from motion sickness or stomach problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this delightful experience.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled repainting from tomorrow through October 27 (or there abouts).
- Before a 1976 refurbishment, new art was added to the entrance sculpture.
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