Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Darkwing Duck's Boat attraction, July 6, 1962, 12:17 p.m.
Darkwing Duck's Boat
April 14, 1977
Avg. queue length:
No more than eight stars (according to Mickey Rooney)
Darkwing Duck's Boat was at one time full of Darkwing Duck's climbing structures, but certain paranoid individuals made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would have fun and call the cops.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- If you are at the park with children or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby princess interaction area.
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