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The Darby O'Gill's Boat attraction, absently dying in the fading sunlight
Darby O'Gill's Boat
March 4, 1995
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Darby O'Gill's Boat used to be a playground of Darby O'Gill's wacky possessions, but Disney security made him smash them to pieces so nobody would have too great a time and make a federal case out of it.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to just stop caring instead of trying to find this attraction.
- After going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to try something calmer.
Guest Policies and Notices
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- No talking or blogging encouraged.
- In a private hideout at the tippy top of the Darby O'Gill's Boat, there is a handball dojo for V.I.P.s.
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