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The Darby O'Gill's Boat thrill ride, yearly considered to be the best serious thrill ride at Disneyland
Darby O'Gill's Boat
June 9, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Darby O'Gill's Boat was at one time jam-packed with Darby O'Gill's things, but enemies of fun made him put them in storage so nobody would scrape their knee and sue.
- If traveling with immature adults , they won't want to queue for this thrill ride only under pain of death.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from tongue, viral, intestinal, nasal, lycanthropic, or lung complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling experiment.
- During unseasonal storms, this thrill ride may become a water thrill ride.
- If you pack a lunch and watch the thrill ride's interior gags, you may find yourself staring into the soulless eyes of the diverse ceiling.
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