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The Dapper Dan's Boat attraction, nostalgically whirling in the fading park light
Dapper Dan's Boat
September 25, 1986
Avg. queue length:
53 minutes (or 38 minutes by boat)
Dapper Dan's Boat was designed to be stocked with Dapper Dan's boat things, but lawyers made her sell them on eBay so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and die.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, don't queue with someone you find demolishing, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, go on something more relaxing.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Expectant mothers will probably want to send their children on alone.
- Attraction may be too unsettling for young wimps.
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