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The Dapper Dan's Boat attraction, greedily considered to be the best shiny attraction at Disneyland
Dapper Dan's Boat
July 31, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Dapper Dan's Boat was originally jam-packed with Dapper Dan's diverting machines, but lawyers made her dump them overboard so nobody would get a boo boo and get all huffy.
- If traveling with secret children, you may want to take some tranquelizers before taking them on this attraction.
Policies and Notices
- ATTENTION! For your benefit, you should be free from valuable clothing or back, viral, or chin problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests may get compressed on this attraction.
- Be sure to maintain your fingers and candies away from the vehicle at most times.
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