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The Dapper Dan's Boat attraction during repairs
Dapper Dan's Boat
July 14, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Dapper Dan's Boat used to be stocked with Dapper Dan's play equipment, but management made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and initiate legal action.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to just give up and collapse.
Policies and Warnings
- Pregnant folks may not ride.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from water-soluable clothing or leg, clothing, or bowel problems or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- The law requires you to hold your hats and strollers away from the cast members at various times.
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