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Dapper Dan's Boat, a favorite attraction of Fess Parker
Dapper Dan's Boat
November 14, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Dapper Dan's Boat was once jam-packed with Dapper Dan's boat things, but certain paranoid individuals made her sell them for scrap so nobody would have fun and get all huffy.
- If it's your birthday, cast members might point at your friends.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 18".
- For your benefit, you should be free from distracting relatives or social or romantic problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, viewers are required to bring their own precision glasses.
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