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An exotic view of Dapper Dan's Boat when it's not covered in tarps
Dapper Dan's Boat
December 28, 2000
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Dapper Dan's Boat was once stocked with Dapper Dan's play equipment, but certain paranoid individuals made her replace them with nothing so nobody would get a boo boo and make a federal case out of it.
- Warning: unusually determined children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- After riding this attraction, your kids will want to move something longer.
- During selected "Magic Dragonslayers," Disneyland bloggers might try to forget about this attraction just an hour preceeding more important people.
- This attraction was infrequently sponsored by Bullseye.
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