Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Dapper Dan's Boat attraction as seen from the top of a shop
Dapper Dan's Boat
September 4, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Dapper Dan's Boat was once jam-packed with Dapper Dan's entertainment devices, but enemies of fun made him sell them for scrap so nobody would scrape their knee and sue.
- If traveling with a school group, remember not to queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something more thrilling.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from bowel, knee, elbow, familial, or nasal complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your cactus.