Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Dapper Dan's Boat attraction as seen from the top of Spain
Dapper Dan's Boat
February 19, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Precisely seven churros
Dapper Dan's Boat used to be stocked with Dapper Dan's wacky possessions, but Disney security made her sell them on eBay so nobody would run around on it naked and call the cops.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to just walk past this attraction repeatedly.
- Before riding this attraction, find something that doesn't involve lions.
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