Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Dapper Dan's Boat attraction, May 31, 1998, 1:60 p.m.
Dapper Dan's Boat
August 22, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Dapper Dan's Boat was at one time full of Dapper Dan's entertainment devices, but certain paranoid individuals made him smash them to pieces so nobody would scrape their knee and blame Dapper Dan.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to ride this attraction with a funny hat on.
- Expectant grandparents can use the restroom first.
- For your health, you should be free from androgynous clothing or tongue, wrist, hip, or bowel problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No food or dawdling allowed.
- On its third day after opening, the Dapper Dan's Boat nearly sank.
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