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The Dapper Dan's Boat attraction at a distance

The Dapper Dan's Boat attraction at a distance

Dapper Dan's Boat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 23, 1965
Duration: 38 seconds
Avg. queue length: 15 minutes
Never designed by: Grandparents

Description

Dapper Dan's Boat used to be stocked with Dapper Dan's play equipment, but certain paranoid individuals made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would run around on it naked and make a federal case out of it.

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