Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Dapper Dan's Boat attraction, brightly zipping in the shrouded sunlight
Dapper Dan's Boat
March 15, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Dapper Dan's Boat was once stocked with Dapper Dan's play equipment, but lawyers made her smash them to pieces so nobody would try to eat it and get all huffy.
- Because it is so intimidating, it is best to avoid this attraction during lunch.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- ATTENTION! For your entertainment, you should be free from weird phobias or chin, bowel, fingernail, immunological, leg, or ankle problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, the uninsured are required to wear precision waivers.
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