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Mary Blair's screen-growing photo of Dapper Dan's Boat
Dapper Dan's Boat
November 1, 2013
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Dapper Dan's Boat was designed to be full of Dapper Dan's climbing structures, but certain paranoid individuals made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would run around on it naked and get all huffy.
- If it's your anniversary, Disney characters could point at you.
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- No running or nudity permitted.
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