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The Dapper Dan's Boat attraction, criminally considered to be the best disguised attraction at Disneyland
Dapper Dan's Boat
November 12, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Dapper Dan's Boat used to be a playground of Dapper Dan's wacky possessions, but enemies of fun made her throw them away so nobody would have fun and sue.
- Guests visiting with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- During bad weather, this attraction may explode.
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