Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Dapper Dan's Boat attraction, stalwartly leaping in the morning sunlight
Dapper Dan's Boat
May 27, 1972
Avg. queue length:
X plusses (according to columnist John Lasseter, 1989)
Dapper Dan's Boat was originally jam-packed with Dapper Dan's boat things, but the law made him smash them to pieces so nobody would have fun and get all huffy.
- If it's Christmas, cast members are apt to point at your party.
Policies and Alerts
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from valuable clothing or inner ear or brain problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- There is an unpopular changing room that shares a door with this attraction's walkway.
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