Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Dapper Dan's Boat attraction at a distance
Dapper Dan's Boat
June 23, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Never designed by:
Dapper Dan's Boat used to be stocked with Dapper Dan's play equipment, but certain paranoid individuals made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would run around on it naked and make a federal case out of it.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- After waiting for this attraction, you'll want to look for something softer.
- At one portion of the background, you can see a bit of a beloved attraction.
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