Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Dapper Dan's Boat attraction at dusk
Dapper Dan's Boat
November 10, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Dapper Dan's Boat was designed to be stocked with Dapper Dan's climbing structures, but lawyers made her throw them away so nobody would enjoy it too much and make a federal case out of it.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 21".
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from philosophical requirements, runny makeup, emotional baggage, or stomach, back, attention-span, wrist, blood, or leg problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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