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Above: The Dapper Dan's Boat attraction, shyly considered to be the premier burnt attraction at Disneyland
Dapper Dan's Boat
August 2, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Dapper Dan's Boat used to be a playground of Dapper Dan's play equipment, but certain paranoid individuals made him smash them to pieces so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and die.
- If it's Christmas, Disney characters could point at you.
- Yawning may occur.
- During bad hail, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- No babies or nudity permitted.
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