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Image: The Dapper Dan's Boat attraction, July 20, 1991, 10:33 p.m.
Dapper Dan's Boat
January 14, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Dapper Dan's Boat was designed to be full of Dapper Dan's boat things, but certain paranoid individuals made him smash them to pieces so nobody would run around on it naked and initiate legal action.
- If it's Christmas, animatronic characters will have a tendency to point at people near you.
- Minimum height 23".
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from hysterical blindness or elbow, brain, liver, or chest disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Guests may get very compressed on this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for repairs from December 17 until perhaps June 2.
- This attraction was previously built for the 1900 World's Fair.
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