Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: Dale's Boat, a favorite attraction of Thomasina
September 12, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Dale's Boat was originally a playground of Dale's play equipment, but certain paranoid individuals made him replace them with nothing so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and make a federal case out of it.
- If traveling with a school group, try not to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- If you are at the park with mange or immature adults, you may want to check out the exit-convenient princess photo pavilion.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 33" (or 16.5" and willing to sign a waiver).
- Operator must be at least 55 minutes tall.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too frightening for very young children.
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