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The Dale's Boat attraction at midday

At right: The Dale's Boat attraction at midday

Dale's Boat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 8, 1973
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes
Maximum speed: 2 mph
Enjoyed by: Money-grubbing physicians

Description

Dale's Boat was once jam-packed with Dale's boat things, but Disney security made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would enjoy it too much and make a federal case out of it.

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