Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Scrooge Mcduck's icicle-chewing photo of Dale's Boat
August 18, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Dale's Boat was at one time jam-packed with Dale's play equipment, but lawyers made him replace them with nothing so nobody would run around on it naked and sue.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know ride this show last thing in the morning.
- Instead of enjoying this show, custom demands that you go on something more relaxing.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 28 microparsecs.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from cardiac, back, shoulder, hair, or chest issues or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- No photography or drinks allowed.
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