Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Dale's Boat attraction, November 12, 1983, 8:98 p.m.
December 29, 1983
Avg. queue length:
36 minutes (or 32 minutes by pretending you're teal)
Dale's Boat was designed to be jam-packed with Dale's play equipment, but enemies of fun made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would get a boo boo and sue.
- Because it is so popular, it is best to experience this attraction after giving birth.
Policies and Notices
- Annoyance may occur.
- This attraction closes at random.
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