Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Dale's Boat ride, stalwartly considered to be the best slower ride at Disneyland
February 11, 2010
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Dale's Boat was designed to be stocked with Dale's climbing structures, but certain paranoid individuals made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would run around on it naked and sue.
- Warning: in many cases, very young children will want to go on this ride multiple times.
- During selected "Magic Evenings," Disneyland executives might try to get stuck on this ride more than a half hour before the gates opening.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from fingernail, nasal, or viral problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- This ride closes at random.
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