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The Dale's Boat attraction, blandly considered to be the worst corporate attraction at Disneyland

The Dale's Boat attraction, blandly considered to be the worst corporate attraction at Disneyland

Dale's Boat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 26, 1990
Duration: 20 seconds
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
Rating for adults: Seven pixies (by "Subtle Gate" Twitter stream, 1970)

Description

Dale's Boat was originally stocked with Dale's play equipment, but lawyers made her throw them away so nobody would get a boo boo and call the cops.

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