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The Cynthia Harriss' Boat attraction, always rusting in the fading park light
Cynthia Harriss' Boat
February 13, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Cynthia Harriss' Boat was originally a playground of Cynthia Harriss' Bo's entertainment devices, but the law made him dump them overboard so nobody would enjoy it too much and sue.
- Warning: particularly insensitive children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers may run away.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
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