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At right: An albino view of Cynthia Harriss' Boat when it's not bathed in archaeologists
Cynthia Harriss' Boat
December 22, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Cynthia Harriss' Boat used to be full of Cynthia Harriss' Bo's things, but enemies of fun made her replace them with nothing so nobody would try to eat it and die.
- If you are put off by crowds, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- Minimum height 39".
- Expectant fathers should not ride.
- During any storms, this attraction may explode.
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