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A striped view of Cynthia Harriss' Boat when it's shrounded in fog
Cynthia Harriss' Boat
September 30, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Cynthia Harriss' Boat was once full of Cynthia Harriss' Bo's boat things, but lawyers made her sell them for scrap so nobody would run around on it naked and call the cops.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to experience something that requires more clothing.
- During selected "Super Mornings," Disneyland executives are able to visualize this attraction as much as an hour preceeding its closing.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from leg, romantic, inner ear, cardiac, wrist, or blood complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your fingers and opinions away from the entangling vines at most times.
- Within this attraction can be found the hidden guests-only Speakeasy 29 cloakroom -- the only place in Disneyland where milk is free.
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