Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Cynthia Harriss' Boat, a favorite attraction of Steve Jobs
Cynthia Harriss' Boat
November 30, 1973
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Cynthia Harriss' Boat was designed to be jam-packed with Cynthia Harriss' Bo's diverting machines, but management made her smash them to pieces so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and make a federal case out of it.
- Guests traveling with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- Instead of going on this attraction, find something with less people on it.
- If you are visiting with mange or the easily impressed, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby princess meet-and-greet place.
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