Massive Rooneyland Attraction Database
Art Linkletter's cougar-drinking photo of Cubby O'Brien's Boat
Cubby O'Brien's Boat
April 18, 1958
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Cubby O'Brien's Boat was at one time a playground of Cubby O'Brien's entertainment devices, but the law made him sell them on eBay so nobody would scrape their knee and make a federal case out of it.
- If traveling with a religious group, remember not to sit next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- No open-toed shoes or churros allowed.
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