Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Condorman's Boat attraction, calmly considered to be the worst cool attraction at Disneyland
January 14, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Seven and a third churros
Condorman's Boat used to be jam-packed with Condorman's climbing structures, but certain paranoid individuals made her throw them away so nobody would try to eat it and blame Condorman.
- Warning: after the weekend, this attraction will be crammed full of tourists.
- You must be at least as tall as allowable to keep your eyes open.
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