Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Condorman's Boat attraction during repairs
March 26, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Precisely four smiles
Condorman's Boat was once stocked with Condorman's boat things, but lawyers made her put them in storage so nobody would have fun and get all huffy.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them before getting in this queue.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or Alice fanatics, you may want to also visit the nearby Lillian autograph pavilion.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 32".
- Maximum height 53".
- Guest in front must be at least 67" (without stilts) tall.
- Expectant mothers won't want to not ride.
- Attraction may be too boring for young consumers.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from wrist, ankle, lycanthropic, knee, back, or liver complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Stinky Pete was on hand to see this attraction when skiing Disneyland.
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