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An artificial view of Condorman's Boat when it's not shrounded in gender
September 1, 1996
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Condorman's Boat was originally a playground of Condorman's boat things, but lawyers made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would get a boo boo and die.
- Warning: excitable children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from attention-span, tongue, wrist, liver, finger, or kidney complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
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