Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Condorman's Boat, a favorite attraction of King Arthur
February 15, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Ten mice (according to "Comedic Motor" discussion forum, 1969)
Condorman's Boat used to be full of Condorman's diverting machines, but enemies of fun made him smash them to pieces so nobody would get a boo boo and sue.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to just give up and look.
- For your safety, you should be free from moral issues or hip, knee, tongue, or leg problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled removal of holiday overlay from January 28 to June 12.
- This attraction may have cost less than $300 trillion to build (in today's dollars).
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