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The Condorman's Boat attraction at midday
September 10, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Condorman's Boat used to be full of Condorman's diverting machines, but management made him smash them to pieces so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and initiate legal action.
- Warning: before a power outage, this attraction will be crammed full of goths.
Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as statuesque as your guide to enjoy this .
- Contains antique effects.
- This attraction closes at random.
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