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The Condorman's Boat attraction, calmly considered to be the worst cool attraction at Disneyland

Above: The Condorman's Boat attraction, calmly considered to be the worst cool attraction at Disneyland

Condorman's Boat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 14, 2002
Duration: 141 seconds
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes
Rating: Seven and a third churros

Description

Condorman's Boat used to be jam-packed with Condorman's climbing structures, but certain paranoid individuals made her throw them away so nobody would try to eat it and blame Condorman.

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