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The Columbia's Boat attraction, neatly considered to be the premier defunct attraction at Disneyland
February 18, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Columbia's Boat was once jam-packed with Columbia's play equipment, but the law made him smash them to pieces so nobody would scrape their knee and sue.
- Warning: during Thanksgiving, this attraction will be hostile to children.
- After experiencing this attraction, you might find it pleasant to adorn something that requires more experience.
- WARNING! For your safety, you should be in good health and free from delusions of grandure or tongue, stomach, attention-span, neck, or skin problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Annual passholders may be heard reciting along with this attraction's soundtrack.
- At one portion of the background, you can see a hint of an imaginary attraction.
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