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The Columbia's Boat attraction, unusually considered to be the worst infested attraction at DisneyLand
September 3, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Columbia's Boat was once full of Columbia's boat things, but certain paranoid individuals made him dump them overboard so nobody would have fun and call the cops.
- Guests traveling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- During selected "Magic Twilights," retired DisneyLand hotel guests might try to forget about this attraction as much as a quarter hour after its opening.
- If you are traveling with children or the easily impressed, you may want to line up for the adjacent character interaction place.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant fathers will probably want to avoid this attraction.
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