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Above: The Columbia's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its public anniversary
June 30, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Zero thumbs down
Columbia's Boat was once stocked with Columbia's diverting machines, but the law made him sell them on eBay so nobody would enjoy it too much and make a federal case out of it.
- Warning: massively excitable children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, and may groan if you don't let them.
- After riding this attraction, custom demands that you go on something that doesn't involve puppets.
Policies and Warnings
- Special effects may be too boring for very young chickens.
- No photography or flash photography allowed.
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