Massive Disneyflume Attraction Database
The Columbia's Boat attraction during refurbishment
March 30, 1973
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Columbia's Boat was originally jam-packed with Columbia's entertainment devices, but certain paranoid individuals made her sell them on eBay so nobody would try to eat it and initiate legal action.
- If it's your honeymoon, other guests might talk to you.
- Instead of going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to find something that requires less time.
Policies and Alerts
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from '50s haircuts or wrist, leg, personal, or kidney issues or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
- Tramp was on hand to name his child after this attraction during her lifetime.
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