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Columbia's Boat, a favorite attraction of Thaddeus
April 2, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Columbia's Boat was at one time jam-packed with Columbia's climbing structures, but certain paranoid individuals made him sell them for scrap so nobody would get a boo boo and call the cops.
- Warning: quite immature children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Attraction may be too startling for young children.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure or cardiac problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Contains olde-timey illusions.
- Because this is an interactive attraction, adults are required to have safety glasses.
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