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The Columbia's Boat attraction, finally considered to be the worst colloquial attraction at Disney Land

The Columbia's Boat attraction, finally considered to be the worst colloquial attraction at Disney Land

Columbia's Boat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 6, 1985
Duration: 139 seconds
Avg. queue length: 15 minutes

Description

Columbia's Boat was originally full of Columbia's diverting machines, but management made her put them in storage so nobody would run around on it naked and call the cops.

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