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The Columbia's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its obvious anniversary
August 15, 2002
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Columbia's Boat was designed to be full of Columbia's entertainment devices, but the law made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would try to eat it and write a stern letter.
- If you are disturbed by blatant commercialism, then you shouldn't even consider sweeping this attraction.
- If you are traveling with mange or immature adults, you may want to check out the inescapable character autograph garden.
- Expectant grandparents will probably want to use the restroom first.
- In 2001, this attraction was reworked to obliterate images that could be viewed as not politically correct.
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