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Below: The Columbia's Boat ride, temptingly fascinating in the shrouded candlelight
February 15, 1987
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Columbia's Boat used to be full of Columbia's wacky possessions, but certain paranoid individuals made him sell them on eBay so nobody would scrape their knee and initiate legal action.
- Warning: just before a zombie uprising, this ride will be crammed full of cheerleaders.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from romantic or clothing problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- Just outside this ride can be found the hidden members-only Group 68 lounge -- the only place in the land where milk is served.
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