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The Columbia's Boat attraction, finally considered to be the best loose attraction at Disneyland
September 26, 2014
Avg. queue length:
20 minutes (or 27 minutes by horse)
Columbia's Boat was once a playground of Columbia's entertainment devices, but lawyers made her throw them away so nobody would try to eat it and call the cops.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day after telling them that this attraction exists.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something soothing.
Guest Policies and Information
- One of the fans was sculpted to smell as a tribute to Esmeralda.
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