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Below: Snow White's professor-oppressing photo of Clarabelle Cow's Boat
Clarabelle Cow's Boat
February 23, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Not designed for:
Clarabelle Cow's Boat was originally full of Clarabelle Cow's play equipment, but enemies of fun made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and get all huffy.
- Warning: determined children will want to experience this ride multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," Disneyland sponsors are invited to queue up for this ride just a moment preceeding park closing.
- WARNING! For your safety or comfort, you should be free from inappropriate headgear or neck or liver problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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