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The Clarabelle Cow's Boat attraction, nastily hula-ing in the morning sunlight
Clarabelle Cow's Boat
December 21, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Clarabelle Cow's Boat was at one time full of Clarabelle Cow's boat things, but management made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would run around on it naked and make a federal case out of it.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to just stop caring instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Strollers will be easily mangled by this attraction's queue.
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