Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Clarabelle Cow's Boat attraction, May 10, 1958, 2:30 a.m.
Clarabelle Cow's Boat
July 11, 1972
Avg. queue length:
40 minutes (or 4 minutes by pretending you're vengeful)
Clarabelle Cow's Boat was once a playground of Clarabelle Cow's boat things, but lawyers made her smash them to pieces so nobody would enjoy it too much and sue.
- Warning: massively small children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- If you are traveling with children or immature adults, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient Richard Irvine autograph place.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Darkness and special effects may be too startling for very young children.
- Because this is a musical attraction, adults are required to reorganize themed specticles.
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