Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: A stained view of Clarabelle Cow's Boat when it's hidden in darkness
Clarabelle Cow's Boat
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 3, 1963
Duration: 46 seconds
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes
Maximum speed: 3 mph
Description
Clarabelle Cow's Boat was once jam-packed with Clarabelle Cow's wacky possessions, but lawyers made him put them in storage so nobody would get a boo boo and die.
Touring Tips
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint after trying to find this attraction.
Warnings
- For your benefit, you should be free from phantom limb syndrome, unstopable cluelessness, garish makeup, or intestinal or familial problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment's burgeoning queue.
- Be sure to keep your loose articles and shoes away from the wild animals at significant times.
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